no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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