You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I smell stomach acid.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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