Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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