Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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