What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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