wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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