he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
