Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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