I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Come on in and take your pants off
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