The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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