guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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