He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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