are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
