and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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