I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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