Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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