After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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