I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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