Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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