You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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