i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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