What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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