i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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