i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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