The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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