Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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