everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She needs sedatives and a leash
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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