He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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