Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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