you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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