glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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