if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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