DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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