I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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