Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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