You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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