Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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