If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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