Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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