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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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