I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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