My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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