dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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