It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
