You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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