Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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