It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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