1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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