dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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