she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Randomize
